What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:39
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : No
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
Me : Sure.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Tea ?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
What is your review of UST Global?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : I'm 24.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : I don't drink
What is the American mobile phone number format?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : Thank you.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Then let's have some coffee
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.